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LOCAL WEATHER FRONT
When a client approved the living room concept, Tonic wagged so hard a small tornado formed over the estate. Meteorologists named it “Tonic 1”. The client was delighted — the curtains arranged themselves.
[ TEAM / 03 ] SENIOR DESIGNER
TONIC.
STAFFORDSHIRE BULL TERRIER
The most cheerful designer in the industry and the only one whose tail requires a risk assessment. When Tonic is happy, the whole neighbourhood is happy. And its roofs.
WAGS HIS TAIL HARD ENOUGH TO CAUSE TORNADOES- TAIL SPEED
- F3 ON THE FUJITA SCALE
- VASES LOST
- 38
- TRADEMARK
- 24/7 GRIN
- INSURANCE
- DECLINED
[ PERSONNEL FILE ]
THE STORY.
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TAIL-PROOF DESIGN
That's why Tonic is the country's foremost expert in stable furniture. He tests every side table personally, at tail height. If it survives, it makes the project. Nine have survived.
/03
PLUMB ABOVE ALL
Tonic spots a crooked frame from the far end of the flat. Issues go into arkeeno with a photo and a comment pinned right on the crooked corner. Usually before the gust.
[ TONIC SAYS ]
“I'm not wagging. I'm ventilating the room.”
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